Monday, September 28, 2009

Dan Riehl, horrible piece of shit

You know that census worker who was found dead and hanging from a tree with the word FED written on his chest? Dan Riehl, crimebuster extraordinaire, has figured out why: The man was a pedophile!

Let's look at the evidence: "no wife or kids so far as I am aware."

Brilliant! Another case cracked by Inspector Riehl of the Fuckhead Squad. Mrs. Riehl and Inspector Dan Jr. must be so proud.

What's that? There is no Mrs. Riehl or Dan Jr?

Oh. I see.

4 comments:

Moxie said...

I know it's wrong but I wish all these wing-nuts would fucking die

Bob Fingerman said...

What a fucking scumbag. I'm sure he also blames victims of rape for bringing on themselves, etc. No wife and kids equates possible boy-fucker. Unreal.

Bob Fingerman said...
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Bob Fingerman said...

Okay, so the victim's son has chimed in. Um, let me repeat: his son. Is the fact that Bill Sparkman had a kid enough to make Riehl apologize for his shitbaggery? Nah.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/29/census-workers-son-im-sur_n_303081.html

Oh, wait. His son's adopted? No. Riehl will be sure to lend sinister tones to that.