You know that census worker who was found dead and hanging from a tree with the word FED written on his chest? Dan Riehl, crimebuster extraordinaire, has figured out why: The man was a pedophile!
Let's look at the evidence: "no wife or kids so far as I am aware."
Brilliant! Another case cracked by Inspector Riehl of the Fuckhead Squad. Mrs. Riehl and Inspector Dan Jr. must be so proud.
What's that? There is no Mrs. Riehl or Dan Jr?
Oh. I see.