Mark Hemingway is a 21st century Mark Twain

Okay, an obese, balding, dimwitted shitsack of a 21st century Mark Twain. And lazy. Don't forget lazy. Instead of doing any actual work, Captain Copy-Paste retweets the inane bleatings of the Senate Republican Committee. Verbatim. And calls it "work."


Read it if you want. It's a warmed-over Teresa Heinz Kerry joke, circa 2000, somehow comparing the virtual regional monopolies enjoyed by health insurance companies with the ketchup market. Hemingway, who obviously knows a thing or two about burgers and what goes on them, couldn't help himself.

I wish he'd make like that other famous Hemingway and suck on a gun. With extra mayo.