At a recent town hall meeting in his home state, Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) warned his lumpy, diabetic constituents that, "every institution that has made this country the greatest nation in the world is under attack," and that President Obama is disarming the United States military while "turning terrorists loose in America."
It is a familiar litany of demonstrably ham-fisted whoppers, told by a lying creep to a roomful of semi-literate hayseeds. The "disarming America" line is a reference to F-22 fighter jets, which military experts and members of both major parties agree are useless. "Turning terrorists loose?" He's talking about the closure of Guantanamo Bay and the transfer of remaining detainees. "There's never been a case of torture there," Inhofe lied. The attack of "every institution that had made this country great?" Jimbo wasn't specific, but it probably has something to do with faggots.
Oh, but good news! "More and more, with each month that goes by, more scientists agree with me" that global warming is a hoax, he crowed. Totally! Except for, you know, the ones who study science instead of the bible, and who don't regularly spread 'em for the oil industry.
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NOOOOOOOOO!!! He does NOT get to ride Falcor! Why not get a shot of him being destroyed by the sphinxes? Or being consumed by the Gamork?
Falcor would CLEARLY support a single payer system.
I would be very happy to post 'shops of Inhofe meeting the bidness end of any fantastic animal you care to imagine.
I am not qualified to comment on Falcor's political leanings, but I welcome discussion of the matter.
I kind of need to see those big Jim Henson Creature Shop versions of the Wild Things (which looks gorgeous, BTW) gang-raping Inhofe. Can you fix that for me?
And when his asshole is big enough in which to park a "Cash-for-Clunkers" vehicle, be sure to deny him surgery to have his embiggened anus resmallified.
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