Thursday, September 3, 2009
The Neverending Stupid
At a recent town hall meeting in his home state, Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK) warned his lumpy, diabetic constituents that, "every institution that has made this country the greatest nation in the world is under attack," and that President Obama is disarming the United States military while "turning terrorists loose in America."
It is a familiar litany of demonstrably ham-fisted whoppers, told by a lying creep to a roomful of semi-literate hayseeds. The "disarming America" line is a reference to F-22 fighter jets, which military experts and members of both major parties agree are useless. "Turning terrorists loose?" He's talking about the closure of Guantanamo Bay and the transfer of remaining detainees. "There's never been a case of torture there," Inhofe lied. The attack of "every institution that had made this country great?" Jimbo wasn't specific, but it probably has something to do with faggots.
Oh, but good news! "More and more, with each month that goes by, more scientists agree with me" that global warming is a hoax, he crowed. Totally! Except for, you know, the ones who study science instead of the bible, and who don't regularly spread 'em for the oil industry.