The Distinguished Hillbilly from South Carolina has just set a new land speed record for public apology after his childish outburst during President Obama's address to a joint session of Congress. "This evening I let my emotions get the best of me when listening to the President’s remarks regarding the coverage of illegal immigrants in the health care bill," Rep. Joe Wilson (R-Trailer Park) said. "While I disagree with the President’s statement, my comments were inappropriate and regrettable. I extend sincere apologies to the President for this lack of civility."You know what? I might have some grudging respect for this cockslap if he were man enough to stand by his own assholishness. But no, he pussied out and, while he was at it, pulled that classic dick move, the fuck-you apology. "I disagree with the President's statement?" Read the goddamn bill, you horse's ass.
Honestly, South Carolina, if it weren't for Earl Duke's BBQ, I don't know why any reasonable person would have any use for your miserable shitstain state.
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Yessiree. Sure it's the home of Stephen Colbert, but guess what? He LEFT! And speaketh not in Hillbillyese.
Why o' why are The Daily Show, The Colbert Report and Real Time with Bill Maher all on break? They're missing the all-you-can-mock buffet!
If I were Caeser, Wilson would get the thumbs down, be drawn and quartered and then thrown to the lions. Then I'd get nasty with him.
I agree, that was a disgrace. The proper etiquette is to let the President finish lying and then call him a liar after the event was over.
John, you're an idiot. He's a hillbilly because he disagrees with the President? C'mon you retard, you can do better than that... I'd be willing to bet that the majority of those in SC (and NC for that matter) would think CA is nothing but a bunch of wetbacks and fags and is a huge waste of government spending, but it would be as untrue as your pathetic diatribe.
He's not a hillbilly because he's from SC. he's a hillbilly because he's to stupid to know what he's talking about or to know when to keep is mouth shut.
Anonymous comments are for pussies. Only real people can talk back here from now on.
It would be good if you could substitute the word "pussy" for "anonymous" in the options menu. That way they could still contribute but have to wear that epithet.
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