"I’m sad to report today a death of a good friend," mendacious twatwaffle Mike Huckabee writes on his blog. Oh no! It's not Merle Haggard or Little Debbie, is it?
Nah. "Journalism, the once esteemed 4th estate of our nation and the protector of our freedoms and a watchdog of our rights has passed away after a long struggle with a crippling and debilitating disease of acute dishonesty aggravated by advanced laziness and the loss of brain function."
So, the bigoted, racist, jug-band fundamentalist loon - who would happily have scuppered the teaching of evolution were he elected President! - is decrying a culture of laziness and loss of brain function? "If only," my buddy Pete says, "there were more fair and balanced news, put to song while the evangelical former governor of Arkansas played bass."