Because my every utterance is precious and must be preserved for the edification of generations yet unborn, here is a comment I left on the Washington Examiner's asinine editorial decrying President Obama's planned Tuesday address to the nation's school children:
This hysteria over a simple TV address would be laughable if it didn't signal the pathetic decline of what once had been a respectable party of serious ideas.
I don't recall any alarm bells when Ronald Reagan held a nationally televised Q&A with middle school students, in which he actually addressed military spending and his preposterous economic theories.
The conservative movement is being run into a ditch by semi-literate fundamentalist goons and gun-crazy bigots whose nuts ascend at the sight of a black man in a position of authority. Good luck to you all!
["I Eat Paste" t-shirt available here]