Thursday, November 5, 2009

Om NOM nom nom nom

"The $4 million spent to pass gay marriage in Maine was wasted," says the National Organization for Marriage's Maggie Gallagher. "Even Americans in liberal states do not believe that two guys pledged to a gay union are a marriage."

In an opinion piece for Real Clear Politics, the lying horrible butterbigot joked that "Politicians can pass a bill saying a chicken is a duck and that doesn't make it true."

And then she got that faraway look in her eyes. "Mmmm, chicken," she burbled. "Me want fried chicken. And cake. Lots of cake! Bwaawwww! Splut! FEED ME! FEED ME! FEED ME!"

This really happened.

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