Hey, you know that Republican asshat who has to punch women to get a boner?

Sure, Rod Jetton beats women unconscious because it turns him on. But it's not like he's some kind of weirdo:

Rod Jetton, the former Missouri House Speaker, fired a state lawmaker from his committee chairmanship in 2007 because the lawmaker had changed a bill in order to end a state ban on gay sex -- or what Jetton called "deviate sexual intercourse."

Jetton added: "I have fought attempts by liberals to repeal the gay sex ban for years."

(Friendly aside to Miss Jetton: The word you want is deviant, not deviate. One's an adjective, the other's a verb. God, you even suck at being a pervert.)