The Washington, D. C. City Council voted overwhelmingly in favor of civil marriage equality the other day, and Mayor Fenty has said he will sign the bill into law. Congress has 30 days to revoke the law if they so choose, but nobody would pull such a fuckhead move, right?
Say hello to Rep. Jason Chaffetz of Utah. This Mormon convert is the son (by a previous marriage) of Kitty Dukakis, which explains what looks like craniofacial deformity due to fetal alcohol syndrome. And he has vowed to fight this dangerous example of fairness.
Wonkette has more background on the guy, if you still need convincing. But I'm more than confident in my assessment of Chaffetz as a textbook toilethomo.