What a party!

I haven't gone to the Conservative Outpost well in a while. From the tortured prose, to the wacky logic, to the plain old shitty grammar and spelling, it's just too easy a target. It's for lazy people. And then I realized, hell, I'm lazy. So. Hi!


In his post-Tea Party Convention wrap-up, CO's Skip MacLure fumes about "Democrats/liberals/progressives/greens/socialists/communists." (Calling them what they are makes them mad, he giggles mischievously.) Doh! The lil scamp really hits 'em where it hurts!

But misapplied labels aside, the latte-sippers just up and missed the point! of the whole hootenanny. "What they missed in their eagerness to trash people like Sarah Palin, Tom Tancredo, Andrew Breitbart and others, was the UNANIMITY of purpose and the consistency of the message."

Okay, fair enough. For the record, then, not only did the Tea Party Convention open with a racist call to reinstate the Jim Crow practice of literacy tests to determine voter eligibility, but every cud-chewing mouth-breather in attendance thundered approval at the idea. In other words, the Tea Party movement is not merely led by hate-mongering horrible fucks, its rank and file membership is just just a few pointy hoods short of an actual Klan rally.

Sorry, Skip! Glad I could help set the record straight.