Everything old is... well, actually, it still sucks

The disastrously wrong Alan Greenspan has emerged from his hyperbaric fart chamber with Dire Pronouncements about Deficits and How They Matter Again. This health care bill and its costs have given him Troubling Ruminations. "What happens if we are wrong?" he croaked rhetorically at a visibly terrified Jake Tapper on ABC's This Week.

The former Federal Reserve chairman, disfigured and driven mad decades ago while spelunking in Ayn Rand's acrid crannies, is a prophet new inspired by this Kenyan Interloper and his dangerous Schemes.

"What happens if we are wrong?" The real question is why ABC would give this senile, short-sighted gasbag any kind of a platform.

And another thing, Alan: What's this "we" shit? You don't work for the CBO. You don't work, period. You can barely wipe your own ass. Shut up and let other people clean up after you, okay? It's time to reference another playbook besides your favorite leaden Objectivist fanfic.