Wait until they check on their Nigerian investment portfolio!
Hutaree Christian militia member Tina Stone (right - sorry, fellas! This one's taken!) was driven to murderous rage in part because of an email rumor that Barack Obama was spending $20 billion to relocate Hamas refugees to the United States.
Of course I would never suggest that all conservatives are paranoid idiots. I'm just saying that if you're a paranoid idiot, you're probably a conservative.