But I follow the McKissykins on the Twitter, where I see he's not much for this homo-Spicular "World Cup" nonsense:
Okay, okay, he doesn't like soccer, whatever. He's stupid, but that's his right. But what would get him to care about the game? Pissing off the rest of the world.
The only joy in this large, lonely man's life, it seems, is being gratuitously dickish to other countries. Oh, and cake. Lots and lots of cake.
Conservatives are awesome.