The world according to Victoria Jackson

From Tubby McFailscam's Fat Hollywood:

"In my 20’s, Reagan was President. I felt secure. I didn’t have to vote. The middle aged people had handled that for me. I did a handstand on the SNL Update desk to celebrate Reagan’s trip to Rejeivich. He went there, ended Communism, and tore down the Berlin Wall with his charm, courage and deployment of Pershing and cruise missiles in Europe. That’s my President. I am safe."

And then she personally voted Bill Clinton out of office after his second term and helped George W. Bush move into the White House and she didn't have to vote again until OH MY GOD IT'S A BLACK!

The Butter-Powered Dumbot then makes the canny observation that "**It’s very interesting that Jewish synagogues and African American churches are saturated with political speech, but in evangelical churches it is strictly forbidden." Except for when they do it.

There's some other stuff, like about that Jew Al Franken, and lots of quotes with names and numbers after them, and also too she says she didn't vote until she was in her 40s because, "I didn’t know how. I didn’t know where to go. I never saw a sign that said, 'Vote Here.' I didn’t know how to 'register' or even that I had to register. I didn’t know what the candidates stood for or how to find out. Word of mouth I guess, but no one I hung out with talked about politics, ever."

Holy crap I hope she never stops typing for Andrew Breitbart.