Wednesday, September 29, 2010

BREAKING: Is Andrew Shirvell a toilethomo?

Is Andrew Shirvell (pictured) a toilethomo? Let's look at the facts:
  1. He is waging an irrational internet campaign against a gay college student
  2. He professes concern over a "radical homosexual agenda"
  3. He explains that he is "a Christian exercising [his] First Amendment rights."

You Are Hated will bring you updates on this developing story as they occur. Oh, who the hell are we kidding? This guy is gayer than the rug burns on Larry Craig's knees. Toilethomo. 100%

[Thanks to eagle-eyed reader "Jeremy Hoffmann" for the tip!]

Monday, September 27, 2010

Was it something I said?

It's no "Gathering Storm," but the National Organization for Marriage's latest YouTube is pretty lulzy. Here they use an image of Martin Luther King, Jr., in their campaign against civil marriage equality for gay Americans. I tried to leave a comment about King's record of support for gay rights, but, awww. It seems that NOM's obscenely overweight, honking tallow-beast Maggie Gallagher or one of her Slurpee-fetching minions has blocked me. Darn.

Look, Maggie, if we can't have a dialog, then we'll never be able to understand each other. And that's really all I've ever wanted. I long for mutual understanding and respect. You fat fucking pig.

Toilethomo back catalog material

Here's Bishop Eddie Long, preaching about the evils of teh ghey. The sermon is undated, but it presumably is from some time before this pious servant of the Lord got popped for coercing young male members of his flock into buttseks.

With this latest entry in the toilethomo files, can we just take it as read from now on that anti-gay activists are all just closeted knob-gobblers? I'm looking at you, Matt Barber and Peter LaBarbera.

(Friendly aside to Miss Barber: This may be the gayest picture I've ever seen.)

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

O-tay, Mistah Meekin!

You know Frederick Meekins. He's the muckle-mouthed fundie halfwit behind The Epistolizer. When the Spirit moves him, ol' Fred likes to tank up on some Van Camp's and crop-dust over at the Conservative Outpost. Oh, and he loves finding new ways to try and justify saying racist shit.

In his latest release, Fred is still butt-hurt that eating too much and wasting resources are more and more widely regarded as practices of the stupid. He tut-tuts that "the Obama's [sic] hypocritically admonish to the minutest detail how we are to live lives of sacrificial austerity for the sake of the COMMUNITY (caps-lock his) while they themselves wallow in opulent luxury."

Take, for example, the dessert our Kenyan Muslin Anti-Colonial Socialist Nazi Interloper dared dine on at a recent fundraiser: "For desert, those gathered had buckwheat crepes with roasted cherries and almond ice cream."

Doesn't sound too extravagant - you can make all that stuff for about four bucks a plate. Oh, but here's why it caught Fred's eye! "If one is what one eats, wouldn't that now make Obama 'buckwheat' with one granted linguistic amnesty from being denounced as racist since one would simply be making a dietary observation."

Curse you, Professor Meekins! You're too clever for those of us who don't care to bring up race every time Obama's name is mentioned.

Pour out some SoCo

Leonard Skinner, the PE teacher whose name was immortalised in rock'n'roll
history by his students, has died in Florida, aged 77.

And I think I know what killed him: