Friday, November 19, 2010

Happy World Toilet Day, Senator Craig!

Gosh, is it World Toilet Day again already? Where did the year go?

Besides enhancing the sex lives of Senator Larry Craig and others of his ilk, toilets are essential to human health.

More than 2.6 billion people worldwide lack access to toilets and proper sanitation. According to the World Toilet Organization, this results in more than a billion preventable deaths every year. Donations to the World Toilet Day project aid innovations in the sanitation marketplace, which will save lives.

C'mon. Give a shit.




Tuesday, November 16, 2010

BREAKING: toilethomo?

Twatter Stuff Fundies Like just posted this bulletin about "Dr." Brad Smith, Chairman of the Fundamental Baptist Fellowship International:


Stay tuned to You Are Hated for up-to-the-minute team coverage of this developing toilethomo story.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

So here's something

A friend at work thoughtfully sent me this day-brightening video of a cat who adopted a baby bunny. (I like cute things. Yeah, it's a little fruity. Fuck you.)

Anyway. That's how I learned that YouTube's ad placement bot is an asshole:





Tuesday, November 2, 2010

FUCK

Congratulations to my Republican friends. You deserve to celebrate what in some cases were very hard-won victories for the candidates you supported.

And to every Democrat out there who stayed home, whether out of apathy, indifference, or some narcissistic desire to "send a message" to the Obama White House that they haven't been progressive enough... Fuck you. I hope you each contract some painful and disfiguring illness. And I hope you go broke paying for treatment. Screw your shitty, whining, fuckheaded, self-centered, bitchy little lives. You're an embarrassment to the privilege of voting.