Thursday, December 30, 2010

What, this shit again?

For fuck's sake, could these choads get some new material? Lying fat fatty Drew McKissick (pictured) has his voluminous underpants in a bunch once again over "ObamaCare death panels." Groan.

"The left won't admit that Sarah Palin had a point about rationed care," the gargantuan fleshbomb huffs. That's because she didn't. Palin imagined some sinister government star chamber deciding whether her stupid parents lived or died.

But as McKissick himself admits, that is not the case: "Mecidare will now pay for voluntary end-of-life counseling as part of seniors' annual physicals." In other words, if a patient seeks advice about continuing treatment in the end stages of a terminal illness, Medicare will treat it like any other consultation and reimburse the doctor for the visit. That's it.

This reimbursement was included in the original health insurance reform bill, but Democrats pussied out and stripped it when Palin's lie was amplified by the Teabag Noise Machine. The Obama administration has included it by regulation. They used legal executive authority to undo damage caused by an undemocratic campaign of fear-mongering lies.

And another thing, Fatty: It's called the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act of 2010. Keep using Frank Luntz's obfuscatory, divisive nickname for it and I'll slap the Cinnabon out of your mouth.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

It's not Tucker Carlson's fault that he's such a twat

When he's not chortling about beating up homos, impotent preppy shitstain Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson is a Christian and an ardent supporter of animal rights.

Don't judge the little queef too harshly, friends: Tucker and his fellow conservatives can't help being such spiteful, shitty, irrational little ninnies - that's how Jeebus made their brains.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

And in today's theater news...

Sexy dentist Orly Taitz, Esq., is writing a play about the coward idiot Army physician who challenged Obama's legitimacy as commander-in-chief because OMG BLAAAAAACK!:
"Today most plays are nothing more, but liberal brainwashing. Corrupt media would not report the truth. Art might be the way to go. Maybe doing a bus tour and re-enacting Lakin’s life, which is amazing, is a way to bring the message home."
Just say when and where, Orly, and I'll be there. Along with all the other stage-door Johnnies, you sexy sexy thing.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Noted without comment

Just got this important email from the patriots at Newsmax. Good to know they're keeping tabs on more than just figurative assholes.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Homosexuality is contrary to the essence of God's will

But that doesn't mean the pope can't enjoy a li'l man-candy once in a while.

Man. You know the inside of Benzo's cassock looks like a silent-movie pie fight right about now.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Oh, shut up!

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) and her colleagues on the Congressional Prayer Caucus penned a letter to President Obama Monday, attacking him for his alleged failure to the use the word "God" and "Creator" more in his public speeches, especially abroad.

[Thanks to Know Your Meme for the image]

"Amazing Glazes"

This Duncan Hines ad is, um, racist, right? I mean, I'm not just being a PC liberal pussy?

UPDATE: Hm. Well, the video is no longer available. And it's a pretty safe bet that Duncan Hines is currently in the market for a new ad shop.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Just a think piece; putting it out there for you to ponder

What would happen if we were to slit this fucking pig's throat and toss him into a volcano?

Please? Who knows, it might appease some god we don't know about. I can name a few dozen who'd be better than that micro-managing old sky-kike Rick Warren talks about.