Let's send Terry Jones to Afghanistan!

Fundamentalist halfwit Terry Jones (below), whose burning of a Koran instigated the recent murder of U.N. workers by a mob of other fundamentalist halfwits, says his conscience is clear:

"To the peaceful Muslim that lives down the street, we are sorry if our actions have offended them, which I am sure it has. But at the same we are not trying to attack them," he said. "We are trying to make it very clear that we are against this radical element," he added.

Okay, subject-verb agreement problems in the first sentence aside (you swamp-stupid hillbilly) ... WHAT? You're acting against religious radicals, so you deliberately choose radical actions yourself?

Tell you what, Terry. I'll pay your airfare to Afghanistan - what the hell, I'll even sport you to first class - and provide you with a lighter, some fluid, and a copy of the Koran. You try this adorable stunt of yours in front of some Taliban this time. Go ahead. Jesus will protect you.

I'm confident that Pastor Jones will take me up on this offer.


Unless he's a fucking pussy.