Disgusting torture cyborg Dick "Dick!" Cheney stopped by The View the other day. After a quick demo of the infernal device that prolongs his obscene life, he offered his thoughts on same-sex marriage: "And you ought to have the right to make whatever choice you want to make with respect to your own personal situation. I certainly don't have a problem with it," added Cheney, whose daughter, Mary, is a lesbian.
That's a brave stance to take, Dick, now that this culture war wedge issue won't do you any more political good.
The only thing I want to hear Dick Cheney say is, "Ow! Ow! Ow! This prison sex really hurts!"
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