And then - and then! - he busts a move out of the Sarah Palin/Moonie Times playbook: "How long until the protesters are shouting about 'the Jew blood suckers,' I wonder," Stein parenthesizes, casually denigrating the experience of every Holocaust victim with his cheap, offhanded and misplaced snark.
He later suggests that businesses are like animals: "When they are confident and there's a meal around, they are extremely active." I'm actually with Stein on this - it makes more sense to me than Mitt Romney's creepy belief that corporations are people.
But animals need training before they come into regular contact with people. Especially big powerful animals. Take that Dog Whisperer guy - he can train a lethally strong pit bull to not kill people. What the Occupy protesters are saying is, somebody needs to whisper the shit out of these animals, because they're fucking shit up. (I'm paraphrasing here, obviously.)
Eh, I don't know what the point of this post is. Businesses are not evil, but markets need regulation. Dogs are nice, but you need to teach them not to shit everywhere and eat babies. And I'm fucking sick of conservative twunts implying that liberals are Nazis. Shut up, Ben Stein.