Wednesday, September 28, 2011

God damn it! It's talking again!

This time it refers to the presidency as a "title." Like Miss Wasilla or something.

Fuck you, John McCain, for what you nearly did to this country. Fuck your whole party. Close up shop, go atone for your sins and don't come back until you've grown some fucking brains.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Well done, Google


Excellent logo placement.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

FYI, Christian Tea Party members

That "eye for an eye" stuff is Old Testament.

Jesus Christ - the young man who died by slow torture and managed to forgive his tormentors - preached a more merciful message.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Dick!

Disgusting torture cyborg Dick "Dick!" Cheney stopped by The View the other day. After a quick demo of the infernal device that prolongs his obscene life, he offered his thoughts on same-sex marriage:

"And you ought to have the right to make whatever choice you want to make with respect to your own personal situation. I certainly don't have a problem with it," added Cheney, whose daughter, Mary, is a lesbian.

That's a brave stance to take, Dick, now that this culture war wedge issue won't do you any more political good.

The only thing I want to hear Dick Cheney say is, "Ow! Ow! Ow! This prison sex really hurts!"

Friday, September 9, 2011

Bush wants credit for killing Bin Laden

"The work that was done by intelligence communities during my presidency was part of putting together the puzzle that enabled us to see the full picture of how bin Laden was communicating and eventually where he was hiding," he said. "It began the day after 9/11."
I suppose he has a point. We wouldn't have wanted to kill Bin Laden if he hadn't orchestrated the 9/11 attacks. Which were successful because Bush ignored national security briefings and warnings about the event. Ergo, he enabled the killing of Bin Laden. You know, just like Hitler was responsible for the modern state of Israel. UR WELCOME, WORLD!