In a blog post for the John Locke Foundation (whatever), radio and internet "personality" Tara Servatius ran a picture of Barack Obama in drag. LOLGURLYMAN!
And chains. Oh dear.
Eating a bucket of KFC. Oh dear, dear, dear.
But! Tara wants you to know, she aren't no durn racist: The picture "was meant to illustrate Obama's southern political strategy, nothing more." Hurr?
See, "Obama is courting young voters, 70 percent of whom support gay marriage. It was one of the first photos to come up on Google Images." Damn you, racist gay Google!
Okay but wait. To Tara's tiny mind, being gay equals being a drag queen. That's just not so. (Okay, look, that was one time. C'mon. I went to NYU in the 80s. I don't want to talk about it. Fuck you.)
Oh and you know what? "I didn't think about the racial implications of the picture when I posted. I simply don't think in those terms," she snuffles. "Regrettably, some people do."
SO IT'S YOUR FAULTS, YOU RACIST GAYS WITH YOUR CHICKEN! Grow up. Get your mind out of the bucket. Tara's a nice girl. Who's dumb and lazy and full of shit.