A classic of the genre. It's the eyes that get me every time.
Hey ho! Hubby joins the party! Oh, don't pretend you don't love it, Mary.
Damn! Cowboy Rick is going cold Brokeback on that wiener!
Sideways. Can't this schmuck do anything right?
Whoa! Germany has the weirdest boner right now.
See, Mitt's no fool. He keeps that food wang chastely away from his craw while the cameras are snapping.
Aw jeez, Barack, you too? Man, Michelle looks pissed.