Thursday, April 12, 2012
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Friday, April 6, 2012
Does Sgt. Joel Thomson really believe the crazy shit he posts on his Facebook wall, or is he just looking for a quick ticket out of the Air Force?
I wouldn't blame him. That's dangerous work! And it's not like you can just suck a couple dicks for a quick dishonorable discharge anymore (thaaaaanks, Baraaaack).
But nah, he's probably not that smart. My money's on, he's just a racist idiot. Fuck him.
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Heather Childers, from Fox News Channel's "straight news" division, recently tweeted an inquiry about possible criminal activity on the part of President Obama:
"Thoughts? Did Obama Campaign threaten Chelsea Clinton's life 2 keep parents silent?"
Fair enough. And we have a question of our own: Is Heather Childers a crack whore? We're not accusing anybody, mind you. It's a simple, yes-or-no question.
(The answer is yes.)
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Monday, April 2, 2012
SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MISSHAPEN MOUTH ABOUT VACCINES, YOU ATTENTION-ADDICTED ANAL POLYP. YOU KNOW NOTHING AND YOU ARE NOTHING. GO PAW THE LATEST UNFORTUNATE VICTIM OF YOUR SERIAL MARRIAGE HABIT AND LEAVE THINKING PEOPLE THE FUCK ALONE.
I'm sorry. I'm in a shit mood and this disgraceful failure of a man has no business talking about medicine.