Friday, September 14, 2012

Hick vita est

So this birther asshole in Kansas contested Barack Obama's inclusion on the state's ballot because Kenya or something. Apparently the remaining sane people in his area pointed out the fucktardery of his position, so he has withdrawn the motion. 

Montgomery wanted to start a dialogue with his objection, he said. "I have not been successful in that objective," he told HuffPost. "Not in achieving a constructive dialogue." 

Yeah, no shit, Cletus. That's because a dialogue only works when neither party is a batshit racist twatwaffle. Go bitch about Dr. Pepper teaching the blasphemy of evolution or something. Asshat.