You are hated

WOULD!

2010-03-04T11:25:49.838-08:00

WOULD!

love it! The man looks perpetually constipated!

2010-02-20T05:13:54.184-08:00

love it! The man looks perpetually constipated!

Couldn't agree more with Jimmy. Literacy tests ar...

2010-02-19T17:27:18.112-08:00

Couldn't agree more with Jimmy. Literacy tests are not going to help your average tea-bagger achieve the right to vote.

If they gave out literacy tests that must passed i...

2010-02-19T00:28:41.996-08:00

If they gave out literacy tests that must passed in order to vote, you can pretty much count out all the crackers in the bible belt - hey...maybe it's not such a bad idea.

This is a sad sad site....you are tearing down Gle...

2010-02-16T22:59:24.365-08:00

This is a sad sad site....you are tearing down Glenn and saying that he tears others down...hmmm...double standard. I wont be back, please people stop the hate!

Gold star for Commentor 18. Yellow snow for Inhofe...

2010-02-11T12:07:47.928-08:00

Gold star for Commentor 18. Yellow snow for Inhofe and his moronic brood.

Ha ha ha! Bob, you have a gift for catching my mis...

2010-01-31T15:03:20.713-08:00

Ha ha ha! Bob, you have a gift for catching my misspelling of names with non-standard spelling. Sorry about "Michele," by the way. Your wife has more smarts and common sense in one of her adorable red curls than Bachmann has in her whole UFO abductee support group.

Interesting that Dr. Paul Cameron has a son named ...

2010-01-29T21:56:05.186-08:00

Interesting that Dr. Paul Cameron has a son named Kirk Cameron, who is likewise involved in the demonization -- uh, er, I mean research of homosexuality. Is it the law that if you're named Kirk Cameron you have to be a douchetard? Because this is a different Kirk Cameron than that Kirk Cameron.

Anyway, the Cameron boys' mom & pop operation, the Family Research Institute, is doin' th' Lord's work. Invite them to your next Bund kegger and enjoy their teachings. Hey, you can book them through Special Guests!

Well, it makes sense for Mr. Daniel Lawrence Whitn...

2010-01-29T21:41:47.043-08:00

Well, it makes sense for Mr. Daniel Lawrence Whitney -- I'm sorry, I mean Professor Daniel Lawrence Whitney to be giving history lessons on the Hitler Channel. No, I'm not saying Larry der Kabel-Kerl is a Nazi, but he does like fart jokes and Hitler suffered chronic meteorism. "Ach, ja, Adolf vass a regular fart machine," Hitler's personal physician Dr. Theo Morell might have said. Imagine history coming alive through the slurred diction of America's favorite "blue collar" "funny"man.

"That Hitler were a real sumbitch, but he got 'er done!"

He's a putz and I lip-read the shit out of Justice...

2010-01-29T21:31:01.651-08:00

He's a putz and I lip-read the shit out of Justice Alito's "not true" mutterings. That shit was OFF THA HOOK, YO!!!

Okay, Johnny, you fucker. You pulled me down this ...

2010-01-29T21:24:01.924-08:00

Okay, Johnny, you fucker. You pulled me down this rabbit hole and it gets more confusing by the second. The creepy (but literate) weirdo in question is an androgynous girlboy of either 18 or 23. In the creepy slide show on My San Antonio's website, [s]he is shown in his/her room with her/his dog/wolf hybrid (http://www.mysanantonio.com/slideshows/Wolfie_Blackheart_012610.html?c=n#1) Gah! Why do I get curious enough to look further? Why can't I just be a good FOX News viewer and accept the first item and end it there? Fucking curiosity.

And yeah, it's Stephenie Meyer's fault. Because she spells her own first name wrong. I need to take a nap.

Hey, waitaminute here! It says in Kotz's item that...

2010-01-29T21:11:53.010-08:00

Hey, waitaminute here! It says in Kotz's item that the perp is a girl of 23, but the link to Wolfie Blackheart's MySpace page says the individual in question is an 18-year-old boy.

YAH sidebar for the person who wrote the “news” it...

2010-01-29T21:08:06.866-08:00

YAH sidebar for the person who wrote the “news” item for being a terrible writer. Young Ms. Blackheart “…admitted to decapitating the head of a dog…” Redundant much? You can’t decapitate a foot, moron. Decapitate means to “cut the head off.” “So she chopped of its head…” Get a proofreader. Yeah, I’m being petty, but my grandmother was a werewolf so this intolerance shit riles me.

Typical fuckery. Welcome back, kemosabe.

2010-01-26T14:02:15.198-08:00

Typical fuckery.

Welcome back, kemosabe.

Sorry, buddy. I've just been in too good a mood la...

2010-01-24T16:29:40.020-08:00

Sorry, buddy. I've just been in too good a mood lately. I'll get pissed off again soon.

Hey, what's going on? No posts since the 8th? I'm ...

2010-01-19T22:20:23.562-08:00

Hey, what's going on? No posts since the 8th? I'm getting worried. I might have to post something myself. Don't make me work!

THANK YOU! Yes.

2010-01-06T18:31:12.302-08:00

THANK YOU! Yes.

Free cars are all well and good. Let's see her giv...

2010-01-06T16:26:44.376-08:00

Free cars are all well and good. Let's see her give out free health insurance to her audience.

I'm sure she doesn't want to seem critical of the current administration, but some serious scrutiny from her would maybe grease the wheels a little.

I'm not feeling very optimistic, though. And come November I think the Dems will lose their majority, anyway. And it'll make no fucking difference.

Wow. Hey, Buddhists, sorry about your shitty vague...

2010-01-04T16:12:49.604-08:00

Wow. Hey, Buddhists, sorry about your shitty vague religion. Get on Jesus's dick, pronto, faggots.

Poor Brit's melting.

This is like when people play Pictionary and draw ...

2010-01-04T16:09:18.792-08:00

This is like when people play Pictionary and draw some incomprehensible mess and then get mad at you for not knowing what it is. I'm sure the clod who cobbled together this picture would say, "Well, of course it's [fill in the blank]. What are you, stupid?" Is he mopping his neck with a hankie or does he have some freakish corrugated neck folds? Why is he corpulent? Even Obama's detractors have to admit he's fit. I concede one thing, though: the Nobel committee does hand out WWF-style belts instead of medals. That's a fact.

What an asshole.

2010-01-04T11:40:48.721-08:00

What an asshole.

Agreed, agreed and agreed. But it's Michele with o...

2009-12-31T11:57:57.551-08:00

Agreed, agreed and agreed. But it's Michele with one L for Bachmann. I know, because my lovely wife spells her name that way (and there, thank Jeebus, the similarities end).

Sir, You give Bunning too much credit. You have ...

2009-12-30T09:02:03.282-08:00

Sir,

You give Bunning too much credit. You have yet to ascertain the extent of his ineptitude, incompetence, incontinence and incongruence. Unless you live in the Ky area or specifically the 12 counties he used to represent while in the House, you can't possibly perceive how utterly, horribly, woefully bagged this excuse for human protoplasm is.

When compared to "shit-for-brains" he's a silent, odorless fart.

This frees him up to no longer be a be a toilethom...

2009-12-29T10:54:56.856-08:00

This frees him up to no longer be a be a toilethomo. Now he can openly let niggers finger-cuff him.

Conservative. Sexy. Pearls. My guess is that she...

2009-12-25T14:21:53.578-08:00

Conservative. Sexy. Pearls.

My guess is that she's never had a pearl necklace. Another lie.

Regards,

Tengrain