tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21108264539886425122009-02-20T23:17:17.563-08:00You are hated You know who you are. Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.comBlogger350125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-69636883929685747472009-02-20T16:16:00.000-08:002009-02-20T16:20:04.707-08:002009-02-20T16:20:04.707-08:00...and My Birthday Is April 26 <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="#topofpage"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JNWsOPXy-Ts/SZ9IVoPgPlI/AAAAAAAAAGE/7iqh300tUHQ/s200/chernobyl.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5305038422482632274" border="0" /></a><br />You know what else happened on April 26? <a href="#topofpage">Chernobyl.</a><br /><br /><br />*Womp-womp.*Carolinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15410609394296796436noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-9095633563214060022009-02-20T15:17:00.001-08:002009-02-20T15:27:06.468-08:002009-02-20T15:27:06.468-08:00The dream ticket You've probably heard braying idiot Rick Santelli's <a href="#topofpage">little hissy fit from the floor of the Chicago Merc</a>. Robert Gibbs fired off a perfectly modulated <a href="#topofpage">STFU in response</a> this morning.<br />But for the punch line, <a href="#topofpage">check out giant Catholic heifer Kathryn Jean Lopez</a> and her emotional inbox.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="#topofpage"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 222px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZ86Box3Q8I/AAAAAAAAA80/GLq8COLiWxA/s400/pic_PALIN-SANTELLI.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5305022685866574786" border="0" /></a> Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-22316677744043929332009-02-20T14:54:00.000-08:002009-02-20T14:58:02.265-08:002009-02-20T14:58:02.265-08:00My birthday is May 24 If you're wondering what to get me, check out this "Fantastic Forefathers" t-shirt from <a href="#topofpage">threadless</a>.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZ802VgfxUI/AAAAAAAAA8s/SfHSR96sWr8/s1600-h/fantastic_forefathers.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 310px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZ802VgfxUI/AAAAAAAAA8s/SfHSR96sWr8/s400/fantastic_forefathers.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5305016994156758338" border="0" /></a><br />[<a href="#topofpage"><span style="font-style: italic;">Thanks, Eric!</span></a>] Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-68998628331184464022009-02-20T11:44:00.001-08:002009-02-20T12:05:54.105-08:002009-02-20T12:05:54.105-08:00Yay, Jesus! <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="#topofpage"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 301px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZ8IMheoNzI/AAAAAAAAA8k/54novvISZgA/s400/cool_christ.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304967897304020786" border="0" /></a>For me, Jesus is kind of like <a href="#topofpage">Modest Mouse</a>. I really like their music, but I can't stand the fratty douchebag fan base they seem to have grown. Similarly, I love what Jesus has to say. It's the inbred fucktards who use Christianity as an excuse to denigrate their fellow humans who really piss me off.<br /><br />So I'm really happy to have found <a href="#topofpage">WTF Would Jesus Do, Bitch?</a> The blogger really likes Jesus, but doesn't like the majority of Christians. "I find news stories about shit Christians pull," she explains. "Then I find a corresponding Bible verse that says that's not OK; and then I post it here and let the hilarity ensue."<br /><br />[<a href="#topofpage"><span style="font-style: italic;">Thanks, Dan Savage!</span></a>] Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-60316130309702747202009-02-19T20:54:00.001-08:002009-02-19T20:55:34.515-08:002009-02-19T20:55:34.515-08:00Admit it You know I'm right: Kirk got busy with a Tribble one time.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="#topofpage"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZ43p57sgpI/AAAAAAAAA8c/QpoBaGD0mHM/s400/tribbles1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304738604154389138" border="0" /></a> Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-34699994485920616852009-02-19T16:54:00.000-08:002009-02-19T16:55:50.128-08:002009-02-19T16:55:50.128-08:00AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="#topofpage"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZ3_TM3UAPI/AAAAAAAAA8U/iRU0Im-0bE8/s400/Jeb_Bush_2012.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304676641448132850" border="0" /></a><br />[<a href="#topofpage"><span style="font-style: italic;">I doff my cap to you, Rangelife</span></a>] Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-39033085832720626852009-02-18T15:47:00.001-08:002009-02-18T16:02:37.654-08:002009-02-18T16:02:37.654-08:00Would somebody fire this no-talent wop hack already? You've seen <a href="http://gawker.com/5155636/the-dumb-monkey-who-wrote-the-stimulus-bill-is-finally-dead-ha">this awful cartoon</a> by now. It's just the latest offensive, ham-fisted attempt at humor by the <span style="font-style: italic;">New York Post's</span> dimwit racist "cartoonist," Sean Delonas.<br /><br />As a longtime New Yorker, I was lucky enough to hate Delonas before the rest of the world caught on. My initial beef with him was that he couldn't draw for shit. Then a cursory examination of his output revealed that he wouldn't know a joke if it bit him on the scrote and burst into flames.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZyeJRtbd0I/AAAAAAAAA74/SPEnvzl2kAE/s1600-h/delona.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 218px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZyeJRtbd0I/AAAAAAAAA74/SPEnvzl2kAE/s320/delona.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304288343345559362" border="0" /></a><br />Post publisher Rupert Murdoch is not a stupid man. An evil man, yes, but not a stupid one. And I figured with popular opinion trending center-Left lately, Roops would have directed the flying monkeys in his tabloid news division to gradually dial down truculent, jackbooted swill like this. I mean, whiskey tango foxtrot? I'd expect a cartoon like this in Alabama, ca 1957. Only it probably would have been drawn better.<br /><br />Gawker has a children's treasury of Delonas's <a href="#topofpage">racist, homophobic, jingoistic fucketry.</a> Don't click on a full stomach. Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-16439511601984384792009-02-18T14:28:00.001-08:002009-02-18T14:52:29.568-08:002009-02-18T14:52:29.568-08:00Fixie-riding douchebags So there's this punk band, <a href="#topofpage">This Bike is a Pipe Bomb</a>. They're world-famous in Pensacola, FL.<br /><br />That's a cute, catchy name. But <span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><a href="#topofpage">when a pilot spotted a sticker advertising the band</a> on a bike locked to a rack outside the Memphis International Airport terminal entrance, he didn't think "Hey! Great viral marketing!" Instead he alerted the local constabulary, who shut the place down, held flights, and sent in the bomb squad. False alarm lulz?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="#topofpage"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 332px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZyLsVnwhVI/AAAAAAAAA7w/7Qu6HSF4EHo/s400/Hipster_douchebag.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304268054970008914" border="0" /></a><br />Yeah, no. Had I been one of the passengers delayed because of that goddamn sticker, I can promise you there would be one Memphis-area punk gingerly picking bike parts out of his asshole for a couple days.<br /><br />Look, hipsters, I'm all about free expression. But this was just a case of shouting "Fire!" in a crowded theater.<br /><br />And would you pompous dickbags lose the fucking neck beards, for crying out loud?<br /><br />[<a href="#topofpage"><span style="font-style: italic;">Thanks to Yamabuchi for the pic</span></a>] Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-67815179059482773982009-02-18T12:19:00.001-08:002009-02-18T12:34:19.536-08:002009-02-18T12:34:19.536-08:00STFU, Fatty Rush Limbaugh's colossal panties are nearly always in a bunch. One reason, at least as far back as the 2008 primaries, has been the imagined reinstatement of the Fairness Doctrine.<br />I wanted to include something from Limbaugh talking out his wide, leaky ass on the subject, but he's such a bombastic bloviator that he defies excerpting. So just read a typical exemplar <a href="#topofpage">here</a>.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="#topofpage"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 390px; height: 376px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZxtd65YAGI/AAAAAAAAA7o/wXhxgmui_uE/s400/RUSH_LIMBAUGH.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304234821929140322" border="0" /></a><br />Or don't, because guess what? President Obama has no interest in reinstating the Fairness Doctrine. <a href="#topofpage">Never has</a>:<br /><blockquote>"As the president stated during the campaign, he does not believe the Fairness Doctrine should be reinstated," White House spokesman Ben LaBolt said. </blockquote>Get a new act, Butterwhale.<br /><br /><span id="Par_4584" style="font-family: arial; font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-15146601469676298542009-02-17T12:32:00.001-08:002009-02-17T12:46:37.924-08:002009-02-17T12:46:37.924-08:00Hey, Huckabee! <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="#topofpage"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 254px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZsfCtf4vRI/AAAAAAAAA7g/lJ70MaLs1uQ/s320/Huckabee_chips.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303867117592427794" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />As far as I can tell, these chips <a href="http://gawker.com/5127556/uks-great-new-squirrel-chips">are only available in the UK</a>. But I'm sure a <a href="#topofpage">big TV star</a> like you could special-order a private stock.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Then <a href="/search/label/mike20huckabee/index.html">please stuff your smiling, fundamentalist, hillbilly retard face with them</a>, OK? Sometimes fat people are nice.<br /><br />But frankly, I'd be just as happy if you ate yourself into a coma. KBAI. Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-91098129998555298912009-02-16T10:09:00.000-08:002009-02-16T10:22:25.473-08:002009-02-16T10:22:25.473-08:00This Just In: College Students Are Still Annoying What's a Valentine's Day without the national ritual of tediously shitty performances of the already tediously shitty <span style="font-style: italic;">The Vagina Monologues</span> on college campuses from sea to shining sea? It ain't nothing unless you've got <a href="#topofpage">some clueless douche as the director</a>: <blockquote>College senior Jessica Gartner, the director of the play, said she has never considered herself a feminist. 'I don't like the word, and I think it's partly because I have images in my mind of women burning their bras and hating men,' she said.</blockquote>>FACEPALM<Carolinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15410609394296796436noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-82813910446607020812009-02-15T19:49:00.000-08:002009-02-16T09:09:08.659-08:002009-02-16T09:09:08.659-08:00Wholesome fun in a public toilet A Japanese office worker takes a quick bathroom break to play with a Godzilla water pistol game.<br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qdCv3Uak01o&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qdCv3Uak01o&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br />That game looks wicked fun! And I don't think any applicable laws have been broken. <a href="/search/index_q_toilethomo.html">Are you taking notes, Senator Craig?</a><br />[<a href="http://www.tokyomango.com/tokyo_mango/2009/02/video-businessman-playing-godzilla-shooting-game.html"><span style="font-style: italic;">Arigato, Tokyomango!</span></a>] Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-86929765013272264442009-02-14T18:51:00.001-08:002009-02-14T18:54:53.989-08:002009-02-14T18:54:53.989-08:00Happy Valentine's Day! <a href="#topofpage">Click the pic to embiggen it, or see the actual ad here.</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="#topofpage"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 152px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZeDUwo4BWI/AAAAAAAAA7Y/9zYqpV6oVWI/s400/To_the_woman_that_crapped_in_my_car.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302851478929016162" border="0" /></a><br />[<span style="font-style: italic;">Thanks, Jack!</span>] Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-65658076985475425252009-02-13T16:06:00.000-08:002009-02-13T17:14:48.300-08:002009-02-13T17:14:48.300-08:00You know what I'm glad I don't see anymore? This fucking sign. It used to hang in the unheated barn where <a href="/search/label/George20W20Bush/index.html">Dipshit</a> would hold occasional pressers during his record-breaking vacation time.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="#topofpage"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 466px; height: 343px;" src="http://blogs.afp.com/public/Crawford_Curtain_-_lastone.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />I just always found it really irritating. Both for the affected cowboy swagger that it implies, i.e., <span style="font-style: italic;">the White House is where I say it is</span>, and for the fact that somebody drawing a government salary created it. You and I paid for this cutesy horseshit while that impotent little drunk was working to destroy Social Security.<br />I really hope Bush lives long enough to see how history will judge him. Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-32932564018130744432009-02-13T10:36:00.001-08:002009-02-13T10:36:56.890-08:002009-02-13T10:36:56.890-08:00At the risk of sounding like a racist... I must insist that white people stop doing this. It never works.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Zn_SlzoACQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Zn_SlzoACQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-88107118177340081232009-02-12T14:37:00.001-08:002009-02-12T15:21:32.001-08:002009-02-12T15:21:32.001-08:00Mike Huckabee is a goddamn liar Squirrel-eating hillbilly douchebucket Mike Huckabee is taking pot shots at the Stimulus Bill. And lying, while he's at it. Citing a provision that prohibits use of federal funds for the construction or renovation of religious facilities, the clog-dancing Fundamentalist ass clown <a href="#topofpage">yammers that the bill is "anti-religious." </a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZSkocO02uI/AAAAAAAAA7Q/W2AVniTteTs/s1600-h/Mike_Huckabee+copy.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 309px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZSkocO02uI/AAAAAAAAA7Q/W2AVniTteTs/s400/Mike_Huckabee+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302043676002015970" border="0" /></a><br />"Now, that's just ridiculous--and unabashedly disingenuous, to boot," <a href="#topofpage">says <span style="font-style: italic;"></span> Amy Sullivan</a>. That provision has "been federal law for decades and has to be reiterated every time monies for school construction are approved."<br /><br />HA! BURN! FACIAL! Quit <a href="#topofpage">bearing false witness</a>, dumbass.Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-65363259253241967292009-02-12T11:55:00.000-08:002009-02-12T14:00:40.187-08:002009-02-12T14:00:40.187-08:0036% of you need a kick in the ass Theofascist hillbillies in <a href="#topofpage">Florida</a> and <a href="#topofpage">Texas </a> persist in shoveling Intelligent Design horseshit into classrooms. Why? Because we're a bunch of intellectually lazy cowards and we let them.<br /><br />A CNN poll conducted on the occasion of Charles Darwin's 200th birthday finds that 39% of Americans believe in the theory of evolution, a quarter of them don't, and <a href="#topofpage">36% don't have an opinion on the matter at all</a>.<br /><br />It's that 36% that pisses me off. How can you not have an opinion about this?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="#topofpage"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 268px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZR--SxP4EI/AAAAAAAAA7I/n_x6qQV7RzA/s400/head-in-the-sand.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302002269977305154" border="0" /></a><br />Fine. This country is on its way to becoming a petting zoo for China anyway, so I guess we don't need responsible science education.<br /><br /><a href="#topofpage">And Limp Bizkit is getting back together</a>. Fuck you, America. Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-43148855821821929552009-02-11T15:55:00.001-08:002009-02-11T16:00:02.557-08:002009-02-11T16:00:02.557-08:00Book nook! As you know, I'm something of an authority on contemporary art and literature. And I can say with confidence that if you don't buy my friend <a href="#topofpage">Bob Fingerman</a>'s new book, <span style="font-style: italic;">Connective Tissue </span><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Connective-Tissue-Fantagraphics-Bob-Fingerman/dp/1606991434/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1232001854&amp;sr=8-1">(available for pre-order!)</a>, I'll punch you in the goddamn throat.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="#topofpage"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 371px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZNlkuenBTI/AAAAAAAAA7A/jcvyvDyWMes/s400/ConnectiveTissueCover.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301692867971319090" border="0" /></a> Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-45190108925947350552009-02-10T18:43:00.000-08:002009-02-11T07:32:31.990-08:002009-02-11T07:32:31.990-08:00Joe Barton's Always Cranky Because His Vagina Is Full of Sand <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="#topofpage"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 130px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JNWsOPXy-Ts/SZI-VoA2d9I/AAAAAAAAAF8/YshJm3DZQj0/s200/Joe_Barton_Photo_5x7_67_rdax_250x384.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301368252607657938" border="0" /></a><br />When I'm having a bad day, I just think of Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas) and cheer up, because at least I'm not a miserable old queef like he is. Seriously! He's always bitching about something over at the <a href="#topofpage">minority Website for the House Energy and Commerce Committee</a>.<br /><br />Of late, he appears to be on an epic butthurt crusade against the Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act, <a href="#topofpage">because he is convinced that</a> "<span id="ArticleDetailsCtrl_LongVersionLabel">hand-knitted sweaters and hand-made bows may not be sold on eBay because they are not exempt from expensive lead testing requirements despite containing no metal components, and you will be unable to buy even a bike for your daughters because of the composition of the valves in the tires."<br /><br />Awww, I think I know who wants and homemade scarf and <a href="#topofpage">a pink Huffy bike</a> for his birthday... but who'd probably be just as happy with a bag of lead paint chips and some lawn darts.<br /></span> Carolinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15410609394296796436noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-80461791847229788872009-02-10T15:48:00.001-08:002009-02-10T15:56:02.515-08:002009-02-10T15:56:02.515-08:00Drew uses the Google If you grow up fat and lonely like <a href="/search/label/drew20mckissick/index.html"><span style="font-style: italic;">The Conservative Outpost's</span> Drew McKissick</a>, popular people really suck. <a href="#topofpage">Especially on the Google: </a><blockquote>After googling Obama earlier today on some news items, I noticed the total number of entries that show up for the term "Obama": 341,000,000 (that's 341 million...)</blockquote><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="#topofpage"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZISY5yvJfI/AAAAAAAAA64/jBgskrUje2w/s400/Drew_McKissick.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301319930408281586" border="0" /></a><br />A similarly exhaustive bit of investigative reporting revealed that the names "Bush" and McCain" got barely a fraction of the link love. "Not sure exactly what this says," Drew wheezes, "but I suppose it at least points to how broad the love of all things "O" was/is on the internet w/the nutroots crowd and, of course, the media, which comprises a good bit of the content as well..."<br /><br />Oh my God! Drew's right! If everybody wants to know about you, then you're obviously hiding something.<br /><br />Drew, you all right, buddy? Need another bucket of krill? Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-36247718789921012009-02-10T13:38:00.000-08:002009-02-10T13:48:47.499-08:002009-02-10T13:48:47.499-08:00Take him out to the ballgame I bag on <a href="/search/label/republican/index.html">Republicans </a>way too much. It's important to remember that Democrats can be grandstanding twunts too.<br />Alex Rodriguez and 103 other pro baseball players <a href="#topofpage">have admitted to using steroids</a> and other performance enhancing drugs. <a href="/2009/02/baseball_is_fake_and_gene_orza_is_kind.html">Big whoop</a>. We've got, like, two wars and a busted economy. Let's back-burner this issue for a while, okay, government?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZH0AOdrfFI/AAAAAAAAA6w/r-UyT3dBsoI/s1600-h/A-Rod_Cummings.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 386px; height: 208px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SZH0AOdrfFI/AAAAAAAAA6w/r-UyT3dBsoI/s400/A-Rod_Cummings.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301286521111542866" border="0" /></a><br />Elijah Cummings ain't having any of that. <a href="#topofpage">He wants A-Rod to testify before Congress</a>: "He is in a confessing mode, so maybe he needs to put his apology into some meaningful action by cooperating with the committee so we can see if there are things we need to reopen to make sure baseball is doing all that it can to rid itself of this kind of practice."<br /><br />Oh for crap's sake! All right, fine. Have your goddamn hearing. But you'd better not bring any Yankees stuff for him to sign.<br /><br />"Elijah Cummings" would be a rad name for, like, a Mennonite porn star though.<br /><br />Hey, I moved the ads up so they run in between items now. Would it <span style="font-style: italic;">kill </span>you to click on them once in a while? Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-28343987080680681692009-02-10T12:17:00.001-08:002009-02-10T12:19:42.587-08:002009-02-10T12:19:42.587-08:00Well, I'll be darned! You know what they say about an infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare's complete works? I think I've found a corollary: If Joe Scarborough flaps his gums long enough, he might actually say something that's correct. Check it out: <br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GOxRZ3rKtEM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GOxRZ3rKtEM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object> Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-66317835514385269232009-02-07T18:00:00.001-08:002009-02-07T18:10:48.694-08:002009-02-07T18:10:48.694-08:00You Know What The New Saturday Night Looks Like? Well, fancy that, because I'll tell you! It's a $4.99 six-pack of Yuengling and store-brand mozzarella sticks from the Giant up the street, because that's about all anybody (thankfully) left with a job can splash out for at the end of the week.<br /><br />And now check out this epic hieroglyphic installed at a museum in an age yet to come!!!!!(I would stick in the obligatory '1,' but we all need to make sacrifices)!!!!!:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JNWsOPXy-Ts/SY4-P-3mpEI/AAAAAAAAAF0/NwMISJXEkWw/s1600-h/jobsrecessions.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JNWsOPXy-Ts/SY4-P-3mpEI/AAAAAAAAAF0/NwMISJXEkWw/s320/jobsrecessions.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300242255756829762" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a href="#topofpage">w00t!</a> Carolinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15410609394296796436noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-44139101597851219792009-02-07T16:02:00.001-08:002009-02-07T16:14:39.470-08:002009-02-07T16:14:39.470-08:00Baseball is fake, and Gene Orza is a dick Yeah, so <a href="#topofpage">Alex Rodriguez and a bunch of other professional baseball players</a> achieved their records and massive salaries with the aid of performance-enhancing drugs. I should file this under: "Well, duh," and move on. But check out MLB Players Association president Gene Orza!<br /><br />After Rodriguez failed his first steroid screen in 2003, Orza tipped the hitter off a month before a second test. Presumably thanks to the heads-up, Rodriguez was able to pass that time. And when Orza was asked on Friday in the union's New York City office about the tipping allegations, he told a reporter, <a href="#topofpage">"I'm not interested in discussing this information with you."</a><br /><br />Impressive! That's like a "no comment," but with a little "fuck you" thrown in for good measure. Nicely done, Gene.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SY4hMuxHf7I/AAAAAAAAA6o/zoS0zMc3Zck/s1600-h/Gene_Orza.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SY4hMuxHf7I/AAAAAAAAA6o/zoS0zMc3Zck/s400/Gene_Orza.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300210314057842610" border="0" /></a> Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2110826453988642512.post-17481041131288366572009-02-06T21:16:00.001-08:002009-02-06T21:31:47.168-08:002009-02-06T21:31:47.168-08:00Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="#topofpage"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 182px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HuegrK2s-SA/SY0ZVOjXiQI/AAAAAAAAA6g/5lSU6uujhqI/s400/CCarter.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299920188959328514" border="0" /></a>I thought I'd post something about Miley Cyrus <a href="#topofpage">mocking Asian people then failing at apology</a>, and Florida state commiteewoman Carol Carter <a href="#topofpage">mocking black people then failing at apology</a>, and the burgeoning trend of the insincere apology. And then I started looking for photos, and I found this one of Carol Carter.<br /><br />I mean, holy shit. Look at this heifer. I've seen some ugly broads in my day, but this is off the meter. Is that her head, or did somebody crap on her shoulders? She's so ugly she could qualify for disability.<br /><br />I may be getting soft in my old age, but I can't, in good conscience, take pot-shots at a woman who has been so cruelly misshapen by fate.<br /><br />Miley Cyrus can go fuck herself, though.<br /><br />[<a href="http://www.slanteyefortheroundeye.com/2009/02/miley-cyrus-meet-carol-carter.html"><span style="font-style: italic;">Muchas gracias a Slant Eye for the Round Eye</span></a>] Johnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08327322384170194013noreply@blogger.com0